i fucking hate when 17 year olds win big science awards or whatever why arent you jacking off in your basement you little shithead fucker. why couldnt you wait to accomplish something. little shit
it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
dogs deserve to live forever